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I love that someone is writing Christ’s Return into their Dayrunner. Like, this person believes that the Son Of God is coming to shuttle His believers up to Heaven on May 21, 2011, before He ends the world, but also he’s worried this might slip his mind.
(The “SAVE THE DATE” tickles me too. How is Jesus going to find you if you have lunch plans?)
I’m sorry Jesus. I have a work thing that day that I simply cannot get out of.
That sure puts some pressure on my bucket list. Looks like April just filled up.
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Today Los Angeles residents are voting on a measure to tax items sold at medical marijuana dispensaries. If this passes LA should be fiscally solvent in 45 minutes.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Adele | Someone Like You
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Lady Gaga said she didn’t want to have to take an egg to the Grammy’s last night, but her bacon truck wouldn’t start.
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“FORT WAYNE, Ind. — A former Indiana mayor who won four terms in the 1930s and 1950s is proving less popular with modern-day city leaders, who say they probably won’t name a new government center for him because of the jokes his moniker could inspire.
Harry Baals is the runaway favorite in online voting to name the new building in Fort Wayne, about 120 miles northeast of Indianapolis. But Deputy Mayor Beth Malloy said that probably won’t be enough to put the name of the city’s longest-tenured mayor on the center.
The issue is pronunciation. The former mayor pronounced his last name “balls.” His descendants have since changed it to “bales.”
Fort Wayne born and bred, corn fed. Also our giant horse downtown is much cooler then his. And more anatomically correct.
Source: passthemike
- Sister: That boy is a douche bag
- Mom: You don't even know what that means!
- Friend: What?
- Mom: She's never used one, I grew up with one hanging in my shower, they're gross.
- Friend: I'm going to go watch Sonic X with J.
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Pedobear, seen working here in a rare photo.
“But Smokey, I dunno wanna fight fires in your windowless van!”
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they will follow the Lord;
he will roar like a lion.
when he roars,
his children will come trembling from the west.
they will come trembling
like birds from egypt,
like doves from assyria.
I will settle them in their homes,
declares the LORD
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